Tuesday, February 23, 2016

Why do you want to be President, Mr. or Ms. Candidate?

Donald Trump — to feed my ego, which is vast and hungry.

Ted Cruz — because I want to turn the USA into a theocracy. Besides, I'm really mean, and this will give me the opportunity to be mean to lots more people.

Marco Rubio — I wanna get rich, working for Wall Street.

Michael Bloomberg — I wanna get even richer, and make my friends even richer.

Bernie Sanders — Viva la revolucion!

Hillary Clinton —I deserve it! Besides, women's rights!

Bozhe moi! (Which just means OMG in Slavic languages, but it sure sounds impressive.)


The Blog Fodder said...

Bozhe moi and Mama dorogaia (Mother Dear) are the strongest cuss words my wife used. For your Republican line-up, it seems to me stronger words are required.

Raven Onthill said...


Well, yes, but I'm being polite. Besides, cuss words sufficiently strong would probably rupture the fabric of space and time, sort of like wizard's curses.