Washington, DC. Today Senate leaders Reid and McConnell announced that they are changing the name of the US Senate to the House of Lords. "We feel this change reflects the power of the body and the position of its members." When asked about the Constitution, the Senate leaders replied, "The constitution is subordinate to the needs of the nobility."
In other news, President Jeb Bush announced he is changing his title to King. The House of Representatives is appealing to the states for military aid.